Sportsocracy - 16th edition - It's back, what did I miss.

Yes finally it is back. Sportsocracy is here again, like a phoenix from the flames it returns, ok you get the picture.

Time goes fast, things change, so what have I missed reporting on? Here is a selection of events I missed witting about -

Tiger Woods winning lots of golf open events etc, typical I know but then allegedly acting like Glen Quagmire with a few females whilst touring the globe to numerous open courses, not good (if he did), but all the same he's a great golfer and he goes on polishing his balls for skins match ups, giggity.

Andy Murray, winning lots of tennis matches, a top 3 world ranking but still no grand slam. Andy allegedly said; "I've had lots of grand slams." but when asked "We mean In tennis Andy?" he replied "Umm ah no, I thought you meant with Edinburgh women".

Wayne Rooney, so far has scored 21 league goals this season for Man United, if we totalled it up for all competitions do you think he would add 1 on his tally for the recent birth of his son, because it's obvious he scored at some point 9 months previous to that. At the birth when the doctor said the baby is breaching, do you think wayne asked "Ee-ah laah is that something to do with the offside rule?"

Adrian Mutu was also reported in the media that he was in the turmoil of another drugs scandal. Poor Adrian, great footballer, has previous associations with drugs and got a hefty 8 figure fine you would have thought he would have learned his lesson, but according to the media, the bastians of worldly truth, he has allegedly done drugs again. Well What do you expect if you give someone an estimated £15million pound fine, its either get pissed or get high for a few hours for the escapism factor. Good luck Adrian.

Phil Taylor won lots of darts events including the PDC world championship. John Higgins became world snooker champion again, hail hail John. Barca won the champions league. Celtic signed Robbie Keane, what a coup.

The world cup qualifiers went well, really, really well. FIFA changed the rules to favour the seeded teams halfway through qualification. Then contradicted their own fair play rules. France vs Ireland + Thierry Henry handballing = a tainted, cheating victory, that FIFA frowned upon but didn't do anything about because of marketing purposes, because probably to them a world cup without France would but universally affecting. I personally do not believe the aftermath was all covered up conspiracy like, *COUGH* french golden boy Platini high up in UEFA*COUGH*, gone a little cheval, ironically, does anyone have any benelin?

So Sportsocracy is back, outrageous, shocking, informative and the rest. Until next time, keep sporting and look out for number 17 coming soon.