Sportsocracy - 18th edition - Pharoah time for terry

Here we are again with another thrilling, encapsulating, sensationally abusive encounter.

A couple of months back I heard J.T. had been suffering with a cold and flu bug. The doctor told him to lay down a lot, have lots of liquids, the doctor strongly recommended rest and have a go at the pro biotic Benecol. The thing is John wasn't listening and thought the Doc said Peroncel.

Ah well Wayne he might have boned your Mrs Vanessa Peroncel but its not as bad as having Craig Bellamy and Carlos Tevez raping you all of the pitch for 90 minutes at the weekend like two mutant jack russels on heat, go on city 4-2 win at the bridge.

See you next time....