Sportsocracy - 21st edition - Heel not make it.

Wim, wam, bam and it is all over for Beckham.

That's it, capoot and for those of you who have been living in caves playing with your handycam, having fractioned thoughts of jihad or in the bushes at clapham common waiting for a very questionably leather clad affeminate male to approach you, i am on about David Beckham and the injury that has put him out of the world cup this summer.

Like a very curly haired man once said (for a band named after a very large betamax video player the size of a truck) Toploader, "Dancing in the moonlight everybodies feelin' warm and bright." In this case that has got f*** all to do with this, cos Becks wont be dancing for a long while, it's the other song that is out right appropriate, "My achilles heel...".

Yep Becks has knackered his achilles. Was it only me who thought any bird with her legs open was Becks achilles heel? If thats the case every time the Beckhams visit chester zoo, the night before they arrive, the Ornathalogical section is locked up by the staff like f***ing fort knox in the case scenario that Becks has the horn.

In all fairness he is a decent player, never a world class all rounder but has a world class delivery. It is time he let the raw talent take the england right midfield roll. He should retire and focus on something he may be good at like horse whispering, well hes had enough practise with posh. His next step should be to tame madonna because that one is a wild, harridon of a stray if he saddles that and whips its ass I think he would deserve a knighthood. Beckham the horse whisperer, i'm telling you neigh lies its the tr-hoof he would be great at it.