Sportsocracy - 27th edition - Oguchi on the cheap

My lord our father, allah, buddah, larsson and all the other super gods, I give you shocking news that will quiver your dear little bones.

Footballers.....have morals.....and values.

If the other primadonnas snarl and spit at that last sentence well they can go and choke on their diamond encrusted cheerios and drown in their dodos milk.

Well they can blame Oguchi Onyewu. No it's not the cheap, copycat gucci, piss smell perfume, available from all great pound shops.

Oguchi Onyewu is an american internationalist centre back, who plays for AC Milan. The thing is he signed for them early before last season and not long after he picked up a serious injury that ruled him out for the whole of last season.

Poor bastard, not so poor he was getting paid full wages whilst he was injured, but unlike alot of footballers would be, Oguchi wasn't happy about this.

Now fit he has renewed the details in his contract, to state for the season 2010 to 2011 he will receive no wages at all. He has done this to show gratitude to the fans and club, as they did with him whilst injured.

All I can say is what a great guy he is. A true sportsman, doing it for the honest love he has for the game.

So J 'T'on of cash, 'Rob'inho, Ronaldoh, Cashley Cole, Michael Owe'n money to the bookies, Wained Ruiney and all other footballing money grabbing charlatons take note from Mr...no fuck mr.....Sir Oguchi Onyewu. A consummate footballing professional of the highest degree. Instant legend.