Sportsocracy - 26th edition - The league season ends....THE WORLD CUP IS NIGH

Here it finally is the major european leagues are coming to a close.

Those weekend widows will be grimaceing as they get their husbands back from the abyss for a few short weeks, possible divorce season begins as they get their husbands back for the weekends and weekday evenings and with no football to gaze upon they turn to point scoring with the wife.

Slanging chant matches like this will reign supreme:-

Husband; "Bitch...your shit and you know you are your shit and you know you are..."

Wife; "When your suitcased clothes hit the floor, and your arse hits the door, you're a goner."

Well football widows, have I got some great news, in this over attentive time where you find your other half depressed and watching you, expecting you to overhead kick his rolled up socks, well don't worry the world cup will be here very soon and you will be free widows again.

World Cup time will soon be here and here is my tipster, betters betting guide to filling your pockets with moolah, or as that ugly, genital wartfaced, muddled, mump cheeked twat on the advert says 'wonga'.

Things you can bet your house on -

- The winner of the golden boot will score over 4 goals.

- A form of hooliganism will happen, hopefully to thierry henrys cheating bastard arms.

- Some c**t in face paint will appear in a VT in the warm up or highlight real of any match televised.

- David Pleat and his obvious shit face crap one liners will turn up at somepoint making us want to self harm at the abuse he gets away with. Pleatism "And I 't' think brazil play 't' great football". Tell us something new you geriatric quiffed cock fringe.

- A commentator will give us facts on how great England played in 1966. Change the fucking record from side 'A' clichè to side 'B' How not to overrate ourselves.

- An historic war of nations will be mentioned in the tabloids to hype up a match.

- Somebody will mention a number of safety messages including South African HIV statistics....presumably more than once to serial cocksmiths John Terry and Ashley Cole.

- A number of cliché south african locality headlines may appear 'Cape-llo', 'Joe cole-hesburg' etc.

- A world class player will have an awful tournament.

Get your pockets ready to be filled.

Until next time. Nicht nicht.